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zeldathemes
Umbrielle.
(see my about me page)
We're all mad here

teapayne:

you never know!

thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

catsbeaversandducks:

"Oh I’ll have this one, thanks!"

whitmerule:

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 



poor penis sheriff gets tiny in the cold water BUT IT IS HIS SUPERPOWER HE CAN USE IT TO ESCAPE

whitmerule:

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

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poor penis sheriff gets tiny in the cold water BUT IT IS HIS SUPERPOWER HE CAN USE IT TO ESCAPE

thatseanguyblogs:

yourladydisdain:

hipstermoriarty:

mockeryd:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

peopleasproducts:

Sexism 60’s

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense?

When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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devilvsdemon:

aumonique:

when you’re in bed with bae and you finish blogging:

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😂😂😂😂

your-lies-ruin-lives:

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

Both is good. 

your-lies-ruin-lives:

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

Both is good.