I love my job
I lost my job
75% elf, 25% human.
World of Warcraft.
Pierce The Veil.
Dan Howell and Phil Lester are my inspirations (danisnotonfire and Amazingphil).
REBLOG IF YOU ARE A HOMESTUCK
hey guys im curious about something
don’t tag this post at all-i want to see how far it travels and how many notes it gets from the power of our dashes only
FLY LITTLE HOMESTUCKS AND MAKE MAMMA PROUD
(( MAKES MAMA PROUD ))
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
It’s different each time!
Thanks for making me feel better!
You seriously improved my day and I owe you so much!
Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve just done.
girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved
Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.
Fucking science, man.
Fucking… literally no more mystery in the world… WHERE HAS THE MAGIC GONE!?
MY SCIENCE IS COOLER THAN YOUR FUCKING MAGIC
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
what acute picture
So I was watching Voyage of The Dawn Treader again and….
what is shreks favorite month
HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN
HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN
Guess who’s back, back again… Elo’s back, tell a friend.
I just reached 12K followers, and I want to celebrate it with you, sweeties. Because you deserve more than a hug.
This giveaway contains:
★ The new Catching Fire inspired mockingjay pin. The Odds Will Be Deffo On Your Favor. (x)
★ A Timelord pocket watch. Time will be in your hands.
★ A brand new Supernatural T-Shirt. (Don’t worry sweeties, the size won’t be a problem)
★ A signed picture of Tom Hiddleston. HIS FUCKING HANDSOME BRITISH HANDS TOUCHED IT.
★ A Tardis stainless Lunch Box. Bigger on the inside, yo. (x)
★ A Gryffinclaw scarf. ‘Cause loving just one house is way too mainstream.
★ The new collection of The Avengers Colognes, including Loki’s; Mischief. (x)
✰ Cap’s: Patriot. May contain freedom.
✰ Tony’s: Mark VII.Stand up to sonsofabitch.
✰ Hulk’s: SMASH!Forget science. Smash things.
✰ Thor’s: Worthy. Feel like a demigod.
✰ Loki’s: Mischief. Will you kneel before it?
✰ Nick Fury’s: Infinity formula. RULE ‘EM ALL.
✰ Widow’s: F.S.R.E. Just like in Budapest.
★ Rules & Requirements:
✰ You’re not Tom Hiddles, so you must be following me, at least until the giveaway ends.
✰ If you have any question, leave it here <3.
✰ I ship absolutely everywhere, including Narnia, Asgard and Hogwarts.
✰ Likes count.
✰ If the winner does not appear after 48 hours, I’ll choose another.
✰ I’ll choose a winner December the 24th.
★ May the gods be ever in you favor!
✰PLUS: If this gets 35K, I’ll add my precious Gryffindor robe.
✰ UPDATE: Now that you have finally reached 35K, I propose you something; reach 50K and I’ll add my Katniss & Peeta pillows and 6 Fandom - Inspired Nail Polish Bottles. (IDK, just tell me your faves and I’ll buy them!)
Packs count too! <3 (Superwhoavengelock, Team Free Will, The Golden Trio…)